The Humor and Wisdom of people, past and present. Funny, serious, and spanning all times.
"Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth"
...Albert Einstein
The important thing is to not stop questioning...Albert Einstein
We live on the third mall from the Sun. ...Bill Hicks
Chance favors the prepared mind. ...Louis Pasteur
Talk slowly but think quickly. Feng Shui
The best fighter is never angry. Lao Tze
Everbody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life
believing that it is stupid. Albert Einstein
It doesn't matter who votes, it's who counts the votes. Joseph Stalin
Listen to what is said, not who speaks. Arabian Proverb
Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I have ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. Mark Twain.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Victor Borge.
I remember the last time I had sex. I kept the receipt. Groucho Marx
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. Joe Namath
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
War does not determine who is right - only who is left. George Carlin ...more
Find out what you don't do well and don't do it. TV Show "Alf"
An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail. Edwin Land
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Winston Churchill
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers
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Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally. Oscar Wilde
I've read the bible, but I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere. Bill Hicks
