WEIGHT
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990. Dave Barry
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. Shelley Winters
The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity. Mervyn Deitel
I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels. Dave Barry
Fat is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem. Jane Thomas Noland
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. Dave Barry
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. Jason Love
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Anonymous
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. Stephen Phillips
